How will you take over the world?

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Evil Plan (tm)!

 

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

 

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

 

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

 

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

 

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.